Me: It's supposed to rain tomorrow. I like rain.
K: I like sparkles. You like rain, and I like sparkles.
K: Do I have to take a nap today?
Me: Yes.
K: Why?
Me: Because naps give us energy to play and help keep us healthy.
K: Ohhhhhhh, I get it now.
(Note: the next day at school she did not take a nap.)
K: You and me: we are both ladies. Baylor is a dog, mostly.
K: When I'm older, I will be a bride. Daddy will be my groom.
K: I will carry a basket of flower petals in Joey and Kelly's wedding. And when I walk down the aisle, everyone will stand up for me.
Me: Not quite.
K: (while holding a bundle of cilantro) Look, these are my flowers for Joey and Kelly's wedding.
K: Ooooo, listen to the birdies singing! They are singing "Joy to the World."
K: What was Noah's wife's name?
Me: I don't think the Bible tells us.
K: She doesn't have a name?? Maybe it's Mrs. Noah.
K: Baylor made a bad choice, Mommy. Like Adam and Eve, right? So sad.
Me: I'm confused. WHY are you throwing such a big fit?
K: (between devastated sobs) Because I want to have paws like Baylor!!!!!!
Me: My birthday is on the 22nd.
K: (blank stare)
Me: Twenty two. Two-two.
K: (annoyed) You aren't wearing a tutu, Mommy.
K: Mommy, I want to watch icing.
Me: ...you mean Frozen?
K: Yes.
K: Church is my favorite.
